Week 9: Class as a Tiny-being

"Today I'm going to be giving you an example of the proper way to present a new product to potential customers", said Ms. Hudson.
"..........and my fabulous shrink ray can shrink spiders like one on the ceiling!", said Ms. Hudson aiming her fabulous shrink ray at the spider on the ceiling.
The shrink ray starts to power up and instead of the ray firing at the spider, it hit the blades on the operating ceiling fan. the rays hit every one in the room, INCLUDING MS. HUDSON!
The rest of the school day the 2nd hour English 2 class tried to find a way to tell someone what happened. in the process, Shania and Jason got stepped on by the rushing students in the hallways. after they were stepped on, the 2nd hour English class found out that they can super jump (like the little people in the animation Epic) when Evan G had to jump off of a step and practically floated down to a landing.
They decided that since people will be going to Ms. Hudson's room for class, they will go write on the board what happened to them. it took 5 people to hold up a dry erase marker. they all worked together and accomplished to write:
SHRINK RAY GONE WILD. 2ND HOUR CLASS SHRUNK. HELP
they all waited on the white board marker ledge and around 5th hour, someone finally found them. Ms. Krohn found the reverse switch and the 2nd hour English class went back to normal. Ms. Hudson gained a restriction order to keep her awesomeness to a minimum.

Week 8: Where Do Babies Come From?

1. Sadie (Maude Apatow) from Knocked Up

 I'm not coming up with my own fictional explanation for where babies come from because this little girl did it perfectly. While Ben (Seth Rogen) and Alison (Katherine Heigl) are at the table for breakfast, Debbie's (Leslie Mann) daughter Charlotte (Iris Apatow) asks who the man is next to Alison. Alison explains that its her boyfriend Ben. Ben thinks it will be cool to tell little 3 year old Charlotte and 6 year old Sadie that him and Alison are having a baby. Sadie argues that you're supposed to be married to have a baby (as you an tell from the title of the movie, Knocked Up, that's not what happened). then Charlotte asks where babies come from and she is asked to explain where she thinks they come from. She says "Well. I think it's a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes into your body and there's blood everywhere , coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and find the little baby." i think that explanation is perfect!
you need to watch this scene from knocked up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsaidN93VnA

Week 7: Funny Scare

Spook Hollow in Marquette Heights is my favorite haunted house and haunted trail! i have made a trip there about 3 times in my life and it is the best!
about 4 years ago, i went to Spook Hollow with my family and a family friend and her mom Cindy. Cindy is terrified of clowns. my dad paid the ticket booth worker $15 to lie to her and say there wasnt clowns when she asked him. when we were about to exit the haunted house, a very scary clown (scarier than IT the clown, if you don't know who that is then finish reading this later and look him up right now) popped out with a chainsaw and she ran into the woods screaming while everyone else was following her. i stayed back and laughed at her X''D she tripped on a stick and the clown was hovering over her with the chainsaw. she tried crawling away while hysterically screaming and ended up peeing herself! the clown turned off the chainsaw and offered a hand but she got to her feet and ran away crying and screaming! X''D  her nickname is "Cindy Peter Pants" haha get it get it? ;D

Week 6: Texas Chainsaw Massacre

My favorite scary movie is Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I'm choosing this scary movie because there were so many mistakes the characters made that i wouldn't have made!
First of all, i would pick up a creepy hitchhiker on the way to my grandfathers grave! No one with the right mind would pick up a person on the side of the road in the middle of no where! YOU ARE GETTING YOURSELF CAUGHT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEMS AND BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN! And if that hitchhiker has a gun, don't trust them! and when they shoot their selves, DON'T GO LOOKING FOR A SHERIFF IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE!
Second of all, i would have brought along full gas cans for the trip. its a long ride and im not stopping in the middle of no where and no one will know if i got lost and where i got lost. I definitely wouldn't have stopped at creepy and run-down house to look for gas and a sheriff! especially when a little kid all alone at a mill tells you to go there!
Third of all, if one of my friends went missing i wouldn't split up the group. that just causes more deaths and confusion. altogether, i feel like i would make myself look like a god among those idiots in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. they are dumb and its half of their fault that their dead.

Week 5: Visit To A Fictional World

If I got to visit a fictional world, I would visit the world of Smallville. Smallville is a TV series about Superman's origin and journey to becoming Earth's ultimate protector.

I would want to visit the Kent farm, Watchtower ("the eye in the sky"), and The Daily Planet (Metropolis's superior news). The main person I would LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH is Clark Kent (Tom Welling). He is a really awesome person and im a HUGE fan of his. Shania says that I get sexual about him but really, I don't. Hes just really hot as well as good hearted. 

I have watched all of the Smallville episodes. I feel like I went through his journey with him. I cried for him so many times (that's just how emotional I get). 

We would probably go save a few people from dangerous situations and then go to his fortress in Antarctica so I can talk to his biological father, Jor El, about what I would be best at doing in this world. I would be sooo ecstatic if I could go into the world of Smallville.