well let me think... since 2nd semester of my freshman year... I've learned that you cant force love on someone. even if you put all of yourself into that love, you cant make them want the same thing. I've also learned that you can lose desire to continue in something. you eventually get tired of it and back out. you try to convince yourself that it will be worth it but sometimes, you just have to let go. and giving a million second chances only sets you up for failure.......
October of 2014, I went to Florida and IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!! I love the beach and palm trees and little lizards/geckos that run free! and I think its funny that every squirrel in Florida is skinny! no fat ones! even if one was pregnant, it wouldn't be as big as a skinny one in Illinois! (maybe that's not true but you get my point). my favorite thing about the beach is the sunrise and sunset. it is breath taking and reminds you that life is a beautiful and blessed thing. while I was in Florida, I held, fed and kissed a baby gator! I ate some gator jerky right afterwards too.... poor gator..... The thing i loved most about going to Florida was meeting my step grandparents and being able to spend a week with them! they are great people and they are always sweet! their house was nice, food was amazing, company was great and the pool was fun! going to Florida taught me that there is more fun out in the world, I just have to go dive into it!
my step mom was pregnant 2nd semester last year and had my little brother, Eden, at the beginning of this year. he is 3 months old now and he is my lil' bubby. I love him to death. I love making him smile and laugh, changing him, rocking him to sleep, having conversations with him, singing to him and I love that he is in my life. love you lil' brudder! :*
the most exciting thing about this school year was taking drivers ed. when I got behind the wheel, I felt a new responsibility. i had taken a new step and there was no going back. I just passed my drivers ed. driving test with a solid B! I'm proud of myself! but I still need much more practice. in fact, I'm buying my car in about a week. my step-grandpa is picking it up from a guy he bought it off of, testing it, cleaning it, and selling it to me! I'm excited! (I'm most likely going to fix it up so it looks bad @$$!)
that is pretty much all that is important that happened.........
Saturday, December 12, 2015
Friday, December 11, 2015
Week 15: The Fall Of Raine Showers
Raine Showers is a meteorologist that is the main face in channel 5. they lost over half of their viewers because if his inaccurate weather reports. he went to school with the President and they have been enemies ever since the president stole Raine's girlfriend in 6th grade. the president used to make fun of him in school because it was lame to be interested in casting weather reports. just two days ago, Raine made a video go viral about his conspiracy of a weather machine and how the president was bullying him with it by embarrassing him and ruining his career. This is why his weather reports are ALWAYS greatly inaccurate! everyone was hunting for Raine because he posses a threat to the President. he took an early vacation to Washington D.C. to pay a visit to his 'ol pal. he was ready and armed. he had on a bullet proof vest, 5 guns, 3 knifes and 2 grenades on him just to find out where the machine was. the S.W.A.T. team and thousands of soldiers and officers were surrounding The White House in a big brigade that surrounded the whole White House. helicopters were flying everywhere searching for Raine. everywhere was evacuated within a 10 mile radius of the White House. Raine disguised himself as a soldier and was in the front yard of The White House. all he needed to do was get inside. he decided to cause a distraction. he threw a grenade away from The White House then bolted for the door with a gun in his hands. the started shooting in all directions and got inside The White House. he was tackled to the ground and handcuffed. he was trialed in court today and is facing many charges. im sure Mr. Raine Showers wont see the sunshine ever again. he is being sent to an insane asylum with 24 hour security keeping watch on his every move. The president made an announcement in front of The White House where the attack happened. and the said:
"as you all know, a very crazy and delusional American took the lives of a six soldiers and 2 police officers 2 days ago. his conspiracy of a weather machine and my bullying was an attempted solution to his humiliation. he is being held in an insane institution where he will me monitored around the clock all 365 days of the year. on a more personal note, I used to know him back in middle school. we graduated together. we used to be best friends but after I won a girl over that we both were crushing on, he hated me. it hurt that I lost my best friend over a girl. of course the girl didn't last more than one week and I really started to miss my best friend. but I learned that it is best to move on and make the best out of what we have. that is also what we need to do. we need to move on from this tragedy and make this attack a lesson to us all. What goes around comes back around."
"as you all know, a very crazy and delusional American took the lives of a six soldiers and 2 police officers 2 days ago. his conspiracy of a weather machine and my bullying was an attempted solution to his humiliation. he is being held in an insane institution where he will me monitored around the clock all 365 days of the year. on a more personal note, I used to know him back in middle school. we graduated together. we used to be best friends but after I won a girl over that we both were crushing on, he hated me. it hurt that I lost my best friend over a girl. of course the girl didn't last more than one week and I really started to miss my best friend. but I learned that it is best to move on and make the best out of what we have. that is also what we need to do. we need to move on from this tragedy and make this attack a lesson to us all. What goes around comes back around."
Week 14: No Gravity
I never knew that I would have to tape myself to my bed just to stay on it. this sucks. this morning I woke up on my ceiling! I yelled for help and my little sister walked in on the floor and started freaking out like she was the one who was stuck to the ceiling! my dad walked in and we spent 20 minutes arguing because he didn't believe that I was tricking him until I crawled towards him and stood on the ceiling and kept stepping towards him. we all were freaking out. my step mom later came in after my dad explained what was happening. although none of us really knew what exactly was happening. she didn't have anything to say. my head is level with my dads head when he walks in to my room he handed me food and it was difficult to eat. there was no way of showering and my dad said that I cant be by any open doors or windows leading outside. he was sure not going to hold me like a balloon so I can go to school and risk me floating away. my dad called me in sick with a bad flu. what were we supposed to do? tell them im defying gravity and cant make it to school?! my dad doesn't know what to do. only people in my house know about my condition im in. its been 4 days and the school wants a doctors note! our solution, get checked my a professional. it took a lot of negotiating and explaining but we persuaded him to come to our house. he was speechless and insisted letting me get tested and observed.
the next day, a team crew brought in a cage, pulled me down from the ceiling and put me inside it. it took 5 men to hold me down and walk me to the big semi. my dad got to be in the back with me even though it was really dangerous for him. he opened the cage and let me out because the force that was making me defy gravity was so strong that the cage was lifting off of the semi floor and also digging into my skin I kept walking back and forth until we made a stop. I refused to get back in the cage so I told them to carry me like a balloon. while they were carrying me, a man came up and put handcuffs on me. that is when I decided to break free. I started floating up and up and up into the blue sky and those men, including my dad, disappeared. I looked into the sky and I saw black. next thing I knew, I was in my bed. I thought, "how could I be in my bed?!" I called for my little sister not knowing she was right beside me. then she popped out from under the covers and looked at me like I as crazy. she was right next to me. I repeat, RIGHT. NEXT. TO. ME. I look down at my hands that felt like they were glued together.... and there were no handcuffs..... it was all a dream.
the next day, a team crew brought in a cage, pulled me down from the ceiling and put me inside it. it took 5 men to hold me down and walk me to the big semi. my dad got to be in the back with me even though it was really dangerous for him. he opened the cage and let me out because the force that was making me defy gravity was so strong that the cage was lifting off of the semi floor and also digging into my skin I kept walking back and forth until we made a stop. I refused to get back in the cage so I told them to carry me like a balloon. while they were carrying me, a man came up and put handcuffs on me. that is when I decided to break free. I started floating up and up and up into the blue sky and those men, including my dad, disappeared. I looked into the sky and I saw black. next thing I knew, I was in my bed. I thought, "how could I be in my bed?!" I called for my little sister not knowing she was right beside me. then she popped out from under the covers and looked at me like I as crazy. she was right next to me. I repeat, RIGHT. NEXT. TO. ME. I look down at my hands that felt like they were glued together.... and there were no handcuffs..... it was all a dream.
Week 13: Thanksgiving Should Be Called "Stuffed Day"
every Thanksgiving, I get up early and get ready. I go to my 2 grandmas houses and sometimes I stop by my sisters house. so that's 2-3 thanksgiving dinners. I get STUFFED. but luckily, they are at different times. the first at 1, then 3, then 4 or 5. I probably gain 20 pounds just in that day. there is always the classic turkey, ham, stuffing, deviled eggs, rolls, green bean casserole, corn bread/corn bake, mashed potatoes with gravy, corn, and pumpkin pie. but sometimes, I get salad, soup, chicken, potato salad, baked potatoes, mix of strawberries pineapple and peaches, apple pie, chocolate pie, fudge, cheesecake and so on. I love mostly all thanksgiving food. especially when I haven't had the food for a whole year! I sometimes have to question if I like the food or the company of my family more because thanksgiving food is always good for me!
Week 12: A Special Thanks
a lot of times, teachers don't get enough credit for what they do. so im giving a special thanks to all of my teachers!
Dear teachers,
it may not seem like I appreciate you when I'm frustrated with my work or I sometimes talk out of my turn, but I really appreciate all you and all you teach me.
Ms. Devlin, you make me smile every day. I love learning Spanish from you because you are a good Spanish teacher and you make it more fun than difficult. even though I love what you teach me, I love your personality way better. you are a really good person and it gives me more pleasure to be in your class. I will go through with Spanish in high school and most likely college. and if it wont be for me, it will be for you. (:
Ms. Hudson, you make reading long and sometimes confusing stories fun! our discussions and debates in class make the material we are learning more interesting. I also really love it when you get into the material with us! a lot of times, you make us think deeply and hard about things we normally wouldn't. its pretty cool, and so are you!
Mr. Davis, without physical education, I probably be a couch potato. I like that I have to push my limits and try a little harder. also, THERES NO BOOKWORK! I can get a break of book work when im in P.E. and its usually fun, when students are actually nice and are doing what they are supposed to do. also, you're my drivers ed teacher. my first day driving with you was the first day Ive ever driven. you've taught me everything I know about driving. thanks to you, I can go on to getting my license I need to get to work and start out on my own. thank you.
Ms. Klypchek, you are just my study hall teacher but we have really good conversations and youre study hall is fun. you put on a good variety show and a Christmas concert. thanks for the entertainment!
Mrs. Davis, youre my 5th hour study hall teacher and you allow me to have a study hall that I can concentrate in. and when I ask you for advice, you give me good advice. youre always nice and I love having conversations with you.
Mrs. Rowald, even though I most likely wont use geometry that much in my nursing/zoology career, it is still good stuff to know. when my kids are in geometry, ill be able to help them with their homework. haha! also, I like how you teach geometry. and youre very patient with us obnoxious students and when we don't get a problem. we sometimes have good laughs too.
Mr. Burris, even though we don't talk much, you still teach me a lot of stuf by turning on the television and having me watch CNN. its an easy grade and I actually know whats going on in the world. if it wasn't for your current affairs class, I wouldn't be updated with what is happening in the world. did I tell you I don't have tv???
Mrs. Nauman, you are a really good biology teacher. I really enjoy biology. I think it is because ive had really good biology teachers. I plan on becoming a nurse or a zoologist. which means that biology is the right track to go. I think its cool that you try to connect with us too. instead of just giving us work and lectures, you actually talk to us and learn new words and laugh with us.
All of my teachers make me love school and learning sooo much. im actually disappointed and bored when summer break comes. and remember, I really appreciate all you do for me. just think about it. teachers and school have been half of my life. all of my teachers play an important role in my life.
Dear teachers,
it may not seem like I appreciate you when I'm frustrated with my work or I sometimes talk out of my turn, but I really appreciate all you and all you teach me.
Ms. Devlin, you make me smile every day. I love learning Spanish from you because you are a good Spanish teacher and you make it more fun than difficult. even though I love what you teach me, I love your personality way better. you are a really good person and it gives me more pleasure to be in your class. I will go through with Spanish in high school and most likely college. and if it wont be for me, it will be for you. (:
Ms. Hudson, you make reading long and sometimes confusing stories fun! our discussions and debates in class make the material we are learning more interesting. I also really love it when you get into the material with us! a lot of times, you make us think deeply and hard about things we normally wouldn't. its pretty cool, and so are you!
Mr. Davis, without physical education, I probably be a couch potato. I like that I have to push my limits and try a little harder. also, THERES NO BOOKWORK! I can get a break of book work when im in P.E. and its usually fun, when students are actually nice and are doing what they are supposed to do. also, you're my drivers ed teacher. my first day driving with you was the first day Ive ever driven. you've taught me everything I know about driving. thanks to you, I can go on to getting my license I need to get to work and start out on my own. thank you.
Ms. Klypchek, you are just my study hall teacher but we have really good conversations and youre study hall is fun. you put on a good variety show and a Christmas concert. thanks for the entertainment!
Mrs. Davis, youre my 5th hour study hall teacher and you allow me to have a study hall that I can concentrate in. and when I ask you for advice, you give me good advice. youre always nice and I love having conversations with you.
Mrs. Rowald, even though I most likely wont use geometry that much in my nursing/zoology career, it is still good stuff to know. when my kids are in geometry, ill be able to help them with their homework. haha! also, I like how you teach geometry. and youre very patient with us obnoxious students and when we don't get a problem. we sometimes have good laughs too.
Mr. Burris, even though we don't talk much, you still teach me a lot of stuf by turning on the television and having me watch CNN. its an easy grade and I actually know whats going on in the world. if it wasn't for your current affairs class, I wouldn't be updated with what is happening in the world. did I tell you I don't have tv???
Mrs. Nauman, you are a really good biology teacher. I really enjoy biology. I think it is because ive had really good biology teachers. I plan on becoming a nurse or a zoologist. which means that biology is the right track to go. I think its cool that you try to connect with us too. instead of just giving us work and lectures, you actually talk to us and learn new words and laugh with us.
All of my teachers make me love school and learning sooo much. im actually disappointed and bored when summer break comes. and remember, I really appreciate all you do for me. just think about it. teachers and school have been half of my life. all of my teachers play an important role in my life.
Week 11: The Secret to the 1700's Mansion
My family is from Germany. When our ancestors came to America, they had gold hidden in their luggage. Back in 1717, they started up a school for little boys and girls with intelligence too big for the other little boy and little girl schools in America. in this school, both boys and girls were allowed to interact with each other, unlike all of the other schools with gender segregation. they raised up geniuses and invented many tools and contraptions. They studied many things in this school. But the name of this school, to my surprise, was very futuristic. It was Kukunft der Welt Private Academy. It literally means "future of the world" in German. Unfortunately, in 1879, the school was shut down because they got their funds by black marketing many things like tobacco, gold, and even dead bodies for their research on human anatomy. The old school, now considered a mansion, is passed on through the generations of the Hoffnung family (which is my family). I have one of the most beautiful rooms in the house (my taste is the least questionable in our house) and i love inviting friends over. a lot of people say that my house is haunted but i don't call the lingering souls "ghosts". i call them fallen angels.
It was Friday the 13th and all of my friends wanted to stay the night in my haunted mansion. we started out our night by eating dinner. it was pizza with bread sticks, salad, cinnamon rolls, and triple chocolate goo brownies. After dinner, we watched scary movies and ate popcorn. then we had the brilliant idea of setting up my room as a photo booth. we were searching through my mothers old "glam" clothes. we went through her whole closet and ended up trashing the walk in closet with piles of clothes. we decided to take everything down then hang it up later when we were done. when the clothes were taken off of the racks, i found some thing strange. there was a line in the wall. i followed it and it took a sharp right turn and then down again. it looked like someone drew a door on the wall. but there was wallpaper over it. i sent my friend Meghan to get a knife and i cut the layers of wallpaper along the line. there was no way to open it. i tried pushing it but it seemed to be stuck. all 8 of us tried to open it. still nothing. we left to find something to pry it open with and when we came back, it was open. no one else was in the house except the maid. the door opened from the inside. only something from the inside could open it. i sent Meghan to get a flashlight and shined it down into the hole. there were steps going down. we all filed after one another down the creaky steps. the air was heavy and dust was flying everywhere. we heard a crash and a slam... the door was shut. we tried to open it and get out but the door knob was gone. we were trapped. we screamed and pounded on the door.... no one around. we walked back don the stairs and entered a cryptic room. there were tables covered with wires and machines... big computers and contraptions. we were inspecting the abandoned pieces of metal and wire until we heard something roar. it sounded like a machine powering up. we saw a glow in the corner of the room underneath a sheet.......... we slowly walked towards it........ i pulled off the sheet......... and......... a booth? it seemed to be a complicated machine with dials and wires and weird levers everywhere. we stepped inside and i pulled a big red lever. lights lit up everywhere. the machine started shaking and my friends started screaming. i panicked and pressed a bunch of buttons and turned dials. my friends came to get me out of the machine but before i knew it, we were in a library. it looked old. i did a head count. i counted me first... then i made it up to 9....... a man sat at an old mahogany. the man looked started. he wore a powdered wig and small circular glasses...
he asked "who are you and how did you get in here?!"
i replied "im Jenny Hoffnung and i dont know. where are we?"
the man delightedly replied "you're in my house."
i tried to be calm "and where is your house located?"
he sounded proper "why in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania of course!"
all of us girls looked at each other and we all know what we were thinking
WE TIME TRAVELED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was Friday the 13th and all of my friends wanted to stay the night in my haunted mansion. we started out our night by eating dinner. it was pizza with bread sticks, salad, cinnamon rolls, and triple chocolate goo brownies. After dinner, we watched scary movies and ate popcorn. then we had the brilliant idea of setting up my room as a photo booth. we were searching through my mothers old "glam" clothes. we went through her whole closet and ended up trashing the walk in closet with piles of clothes. we decided to take everything down then hang it up later when we were done. when the clothes were taken off of the racks, i found some thing strange. there was a line in the wall. i followed it and it took a sharp right turn and then down again. it looked like someone drew a door on the wall. but there was wallpaper over it. i sent my friend Meghan to get a knife and i cut the layers of wallpaper along the line. there was no way to open it. i tried pushing it but it seemed to be stuck. all 8 of us tried to open it. still nothing. we left to find something to pry it open with and when we came back, it was open. no one else was in the house except the maid. the door opened from the inside. only something from the inside could open it. i sent Meghan to get a flashlight and shined it down into the hole. there were steps going down. we all filed after one another down the creaky steps. the air was heavy and dust was flying everywhere. we heard a crash and a slam... the door was shut. we tried to open it and get out but the door knob was gone. we were trapped. we screamed and pounded on the door.... no one around. we walked back don the stairs and entered a cryptic room. there were tables covered with wires and machines... big computers and contraptions. we were inspecting the abandoned pieces of metal and wire until we heard something roar. it sounded like a machine powering up. we saw a glow in the corner of the room underneath a sheet.......... we slowly walked towards it........ i pulled off the sheet......... and......... a booth? it seemed to be a complicated machine with dials and wires and weird levers everywhere. we stepped inside and i pulled a big red lever. lights lit up everywhere. the machine started shaking and my friends started screaming. i panicked and pressed a bunch of buttons and turned dials. my friends came to get me out of the machine but before i knew it, we were in a library. it looked old. i did a head count. i counted me first... then i made it up to 9....... a man sat at an old mahogany. the man looked started. he wore a powdered wig and small circular glasses...
he asked "who are you and how did you get in here?!"
i replied "im Jenny Hoffnung and i dont know. where are we?"
the man delightedly replied "you're in my house."
i tried to be calm "and where is your house located?"
he sounded proper "why in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania of course!"
all of us girls looked at each other and we all know what we were thinking
WE TIME TRAVELED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, November 20, 2015
Week 10: The Ultimate Experience
There's always that one house in a neighborhood that no one wants to go to because it is creepy or the people in the house are really mean and threaten you when you bother them. The shack on the hill was that house. Everyone was warned about the shack on the hill. The legend of the shack was always told on Halloween to remind the villagers of the dangers that shack casts upon the village.
THE LEGEND OF THE SHACK ON THE HILL:
Long ago, when the village of Humansville was first built, a witch would lure the towns children into her house on the hill by putting up signs for free candy. When the child would knock at her door, the door creaked open to a house of pure darkness. Once the child walked in, the door slammed shut and you would hear one scream and the child was never seen again.
My friends and I love spooky thrills. we decided to make out way to Humansville to trick or treat. All of us were dressed up as Marvel superheroes. I was Superman. On the Humansville attraction website, the legend of the house on the hill was clearly displayed. There was a warning in big print and it read: DO NOT APPROACH THE HOUSE ON THE HILL. SAVE GRIEVE AND TERROR FOR EVERYBODY.
When we finally made it to the house on the hill, everyone dared me to go up to the house on the hill and ask for candy. I took the dare and walked the long wooden stairs to the top of the hill. i made it to the porch and i could hear my own heartbeat. i looked back at my friends to see they were video taping my adventure to the house on the hill. i thought, "at least people will know what happened to me when i disappear and they might be able to save me".... i knocked on the old wooden door...... it creaked open.... and all i saw was darkness..... i stepped inside.... and the door slammed behind me! there was a silhouette in the corner. it appeared to be an old woman in a rocking chair. she said "come here child and i shall give you the trick of your life!" I stood frozen in front of the door. i wanted to open the door and run back to my friends.... but before i could try to turn the knob, she said "Don't even try to leave, you cant. not yet. come sit." she lit a candle and i could barely see her withered face. i didn't sit. i wasn't even close to being comforted by this woman to sit. "i shall give you the life of the one you wear." She started to swirl a big green tornado and she started cackling. she threw the tornado at me and i saw only green wind rushing around me. it disappeared and i was flying over Humansville! I WAS SUPERMAN!!! well Superwoman. i could hear the cries of 3 people in her basement. i crashed into her house and ripped open the basement door. i saved two men and one woman. they were in bad shape... then i took a hold of the witch and tossed her into the sky. To this day, no one has seen her ever again. now the house on the hill is a historical attraction. and my powers never went away (;
THE END
THE LEGEND OF THE SHACK ON THE HILL:
Long ago, when the village of Humansville was first built, a witch would lure the towns children into her house on the hill by putting up signs for free candy. When the child would knock at her door, the door creaked open to a house of pure darkness. Once the child walked in, the door slammed shut and you would hear one scream and the child was never seen again.
My friends and I love spooky thrills. we decided to make out way to Humansville to trick or treat. All of us were dressed up as Marvel superheroes. I was Superman. On the Humansville attraction website, the legend of the house on the hill was clearly displayed. There was a warning in big print and it read: DO NOT APPROACH THE HOUSE ON THE HILL. SAVE GRIEVE AND TERROR FOR EVERYBODY.
When we finally made it to the house on the hill, everyone dared me to go up to the house on the hill and ask for candy. I took the dare and walked the long wooden stairs to the top of the hill. i made it to the porch and i could hear my own heartbeat. i looked back at my friends to see they were video taping my adventure to the house on the hill. i thought, "at least people will know what happened to me when i disappear and they might be able to save me".... i knocked on the old wooden door...... it creaked open.... and all i saw was darkness..... i stepped inside.... and the door slammed behind me! there was a silhouette in the corner. it appeared to be an old woman in a rocking chair. she said "come here child and i shall give you the trick of your life!" I stood frozen in front of the door. i wanted to open the door and run back to my friends.... but before i could try to turn the knob, she said "Don't even try to leave, you cant. not yet. come sit." she lit a candle and i could barely see her withered face. i didn't sit. i wasn't even close to being comforted by this woman to sit. "i shall give you the life of the one you wear." She started to swirl a big green tornado and she started cackling. she threw the tornado at me and i saw only green wind rushing around me. it disappeared and i was flying over Humansville! I WAS SUPERMAN!!! well Superwoman. i could hear the cries of 3 people in her basement. i crashed into her house and ripped open the basement door. i saved two men and one woman. they were in bad shape... then i took a hold of the witch and tossed her into the sky. To this day, no one has seen her ever again. now the house on the hill is a historical attraction. and my powers never went away (;
THE END
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
Week 9: Class as a Tiny-being
"Today I'm going to be giving you an example of the proper way to present a new product to potential customers", said Ms. Hudson.
"..........and my fabulous shrink ray can shrink spiders like one on the ceiling!", said Ms. Hudson aiming her fabulous shrink ray at the spider on the ceiling.
The shrink ray starts to power up and instead of the ray firing at the spider, it hit the blades on the operating ceiling fan. the rays hit every one in the room, INCLUDING MS. HUDSON!
The rest of the school day the 2nd hour English 2 class tried to find a way to tell someone what happened. in the process, Shania and Jason got stepped on by the rushing students in the hallways. after they were stepped on, the 2nd hour English class found out that they can super jump (like the little people in the animation Epic) when Evan G had to jump off of a step and practically floated down to a landing.
They decided that since people will be going to Ms. Hudson's room for class, they will go write on the board what happened to them. it took 5 people to hold up a dry erase marker. they all worked together and accomplished to write:
SHRINK RAY GONE WILD. 2ND HOUR CLASS SHRUNK. HELP
they all waited on the white board marker ledge and around 5th hour, someone finally found them. Ms. Krohn found the reverse switch and the 2nd hour English class went back to normal. Ms. Hudson gained a restriction order to keep her awesomeness to a minimum.
"..........and my fabulous shrink ray can shrink spiders like one on the ceiling!", said Ms. Hudson aiming her fabulous shrink ray at the spider on the ceiling.
The shrink ray starts to power up and instead of the ray firing at the spider, it hit the blades on the operating ceiling fan. the rays hit every one in the room, INCLUDING MS. HUDSON!
The rest of the school day the 2nd hour English 2 class tried to find a way to tell someone what happened. in the process, Shania and Jason got stepped on by the rushing students in the hallways. after they were stepped on, the 2nd hour English class found out that they can super jump (like the little people in the animation Epic) when Evan G had to jump off of a step and practically floated down to a landing.
They decided that since people will be going to Ms. Hudson's room for class, they will go write on the board what happened to them. it took 5 people to hold up a dry erase marker. they all worked together and accomplished to write:
SHRINK RAY GONE WILD. 2ND HOUR CLASS SHRUNK. HELP
they all waited on the white board marker ledge and around 5th hour, someone finally found them. Ms. Krohn found the reverse switch and the 2nd hour English class went back to normal. Ms. Hudson gained a restriction order to keep her awesomeness to a minimum.
Friday, October 16, 2015
Week 8: Where Do Babies Come From?
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you need to watch this scene from knocked up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsaidN93VnA
Week 7: Funny Scare
Spook Hollow in Marquette Heights is my favorite haunted house and haunted trail! i have made a trip there about 3 times in my life and it is the best!
about 4 years ago, i went to Spook Hollow with my family and a family friend and her mom Cindy. Cindy is terrified of clowns. my dad paid the ticket booth worker $15 to lie to her and say there wasnt clowns when she asked him. when we were about to exit the haunted house, a very scary clown (scarier than IT the clown, if you don't know who that is then finish reading this later and look him up right now) popped out with a chainsaw and she ran into the woods screaming while everyone else was following her. i stayed back and laughed at her X''D she tripped on a stick and the clown was hovering over her with the chainsaw. she tried crawling away while hysterically screaming and ended up peeing herself! the clown turned off the chainsaw and offered a hand but she got to her feet and ran away crying and screaming! X''D her nickname is "Cindy Peter Pants" haha get it get it? ;D
about 4 years ago, i went to Spook Hollow with my family and a family friend and her mom Cindy. Cindy is terrified of clowns. my dad paid the ticket booth worker $15 to lie to her and say there wasnt clowns when she asked him. when we were about to exit the haunted house, a very scary clown (scarier than IT the clown, if you don't know who that is then finish reading this later and look him up right now) popped out with a chainsaw and she ran into the woods screaming while everyone else was following her. i stayed back and laughed at her X''D she tripped on a stick and the clown was hovering over her with the chainsaw. she tried crawling away while hysterically screaming and ended up peeing herself! the clown turned off the chainsaw and offered a hand but she got to her feet and ran away crying and screaming! X''D her nickname is "Cindy Peter Pants" haha get it get it? ;D
Week 6: Texas Chainsaw Massacre
My favorite scary movie is Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I'm choosing this scary movie because there were so many mistakes the characters made that i wouldn't have made!
First of all, i would pick up a creepy hitchhiker on the way to my grandfathers grave! No one with the right mind would pick up a person on the side of the road in the middle of no where! YOU ARE GETTING YOURSELF CAUGHT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEMS AND BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN! And if that hitchhiker has a gun, don't trust them! and when they shoot their selves, DON'T GO LOOKING FOR A SHERIFF IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE!
Second of all, i would have brought along full gas cans for the trip. its a long ride and im not stopping in the middle of no where and no one will know if i got lost and where i got lost. I definitely wouldn't have stopped at creepy and run-down house to look for gas and a sheriff! especially when a little kid all alone at a mill tells you to go there!
Third of all, if one of my friends went missing i wouldn't split up the group. that just causes more deaths and confusion. altogether, i feel like i would make myself look like a god among those idiots in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. they are dumb and its half of their fault that their dead.
First of all, i would pick up a creepy hitchhiker on the way to my grandfathers grave! No one with the right mind would pick up a person on the side of the road in the middle of no where! YOU ARE GETTING YOURSELF CAUGHT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEMS AND BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN! And if that hitchhiker has a gun, don't trust them! and when they shoot their selves, DON'T GO LOOKING FOR A SHERIFF IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE!
Second of all, i would have brought along full gas cans for the trip. its a long ride and im not stopping in the middle of no where and no one will know if i got lost and where i got lost. I definitely wouldn't have stopped at creepy and run-down house to look for gas and a sheriff! especially when a little kid all alone at a mill tells you to go there!
Third of all, if one of my friends went missing i wouldn't split up the group. that just causes more deaths and confusion. altogether, i feel like i would make myself look like a god among those idiots in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. they are dumb and its half of their fault that their dead.
Thursday, October 1, 2015
Week 5: Visit To A Fictional World
If I got to visit a fictional world, I would visit the world of Smallville. Smallville is a TV series about Superman's origin and journey to becoming Earth's ultimate protector.
I would want to visit the Kent farm, Watchtower ("the eye in the sky"), and The Daily Planet (Metropolis's superior news). The main person I would LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH is Clark Kent (Tom Welling). He is a really awesome person and im a HUGE fan of his. Shania says that I get sexual about him but really, I don't. Hes just really hot as well as good hearted.
I have watched all of the Smallville episodes. I feel like I went through his journey with him. I cried for him so many times (that's just how emotional I get).
We would probably go save a few people from dangerous situations and then go to his fortress in Antarctica so I can talk to his biological father, Jor El, about what I would be best at doing in this world. I would be sooo ecstatic if I could go into the world of Smallville.
Friday, September 11, 2015
Week 4: Urban Legend of The Funhouse Mummy
A criminal mastermind from the early 1900's, Elmer McCurdy, was killed in a shootout at a robbery. All the robbery ended up to be was $46 and two bottles of whiskey. Like, was that really worth dying for? Anyways, he was found in a haunted house at the Nu-Pike AMusement Park in Long Beach, California. The camera crew thought that he was "a hanging man" prop. After bumping the props' arm off, they discovered a human bone inside. A funeral director embalmed his body and propped it up in awe of the criminal mastermind's work. At his funeral, people would pay a nickel to see his propped up corpse by putting it in his mouth. After years of this scheme, two men claimed his body to be their brother. But they were really just two carnival promoters looking for a wealthy thrill. They took him on a morbid mystery tour all around America and it finally stopped at Long Beach. He is now buried in Oklahoma. to prevent anyone else taking him on tour, they poured cement over his casket.
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| McCurdy's body on tour. |
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| People putting nickels in Elmer McCurdy's mouth. |
Thursday, September 10, 2015
Week 3: Song Reflection
Your Shoulders by King&Country
When confusion's my companion
And despair holds me for ransom
I will feel no fear
I know that You are near
When I'm caught deep in the valley
With chaos for my company
I'll find my comfort here
‘Cause I know that You are near
[Chorus:]
My help comes from You
You're right here, pulling me through
You carry my weakness, my sickness, my brokenness all on Your shoulders
Your shoulders
My help comes from You
You are my rest, my rescue
I don't have to see to believe that You're lifting me up on Your shoulders
Your shoulders
You mend what once was shattered
And You turn my tears to laughter
Your forgiveness is my fortress
Oh Your mercy is relentless
[Chorus]
My help is from You
Don't have to see it to believe it
My help is from you
Don't have to see it, ‘cause I know, ‘cause I know it's true
[Chorus]
My help is from You
Don't have to see it to believe it
My help is from you
Don't have to see it, ‘cause I know, ‘cause I know it's true
I chose the song Your Shoulders by King&Country because it is my favorite song to listen to when I need strength. God takes all of my worries away with the snap of his fingers and carries it on his shoulders. If you trust God, he will take yours away as well.
I listen to this song a lot because it doesn't only strengthen me, it strengthens my faith. And its really catchy. So if you are looking for a song to give you strength and take away your worries, I definitely recommend this song. You wont regret listening to it (:
When confusion's my companion
And despair holds me for ransom
I will feel no fear
I know that You are near
When I'm caught deep in the valley
With chaos for my company
I'll find my comfort here
‘Cause I know that You are near
[Chorus:]
My help comes from You
You're right here, pulling me through
You carry my weakness, my sickness, my brokenness all on Your shoulders
Your shoulders
My help comes from You
You are my rest, my rescue
I don't have to see to believe that You're lifting me up on Your shoulders
Your shoulders
You mend what once was shattered
And You turn my tears to laughter
Your forgiveness is my fortress
Oh Your mercy is relentless
[Chorus]
My help is from You
Don't have to see it to believe it
My help is from you
Don't have to see it, ‘cause I know, ‘cause I know it's true
[Chorus]
My help is from You
Don't have to see it to believe it
My help is from you
Don't have to see it, ‘cause I know, ‘cause I know it's true
I chose the song Your Shoulders by King&Country because it is my favorite song to listen to when I need strength. God takes all of my worries away with the snap of his fingers and carries it on his shoulders. If you trust God, he will take yours away as well.
I listen to this song a lot because it doesn't only strengthen me, it strengthens my faith. And its really catchy. So if you are looking for a song to give you strength and take away your worries, I definitely recommend this song. You wont regret listening to it (:
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Week 2: Bragger
I try my hardest not to be self-conceited so this is going to be hard for me to write about. But I think I know a few things on the top of my head that makes me an awesome person.
My dad tells me all the time of how beautiful of a heart I have. What he means is that I only mean good in all things. If someone needs help, I'll help them. If their self esteem is low, I will try to make it grow. If you know me well, you know that I do random things to make people smile. I will never be less than friendly, unless you have done something that made you lose my desire to be friendly to you. I value my friends and family the most out of everything. If I were the only one to ever live on Earth, I don't know who I'd be today. I depend on people's love and happiness to fuel me. I absorb my surroundings. So If someone close to me isn't happy, I'm not happy. That's just how i am.
My dad tells me all the time of how beautiful of a heart I have. What he means is that I only mean good in all things. If someone needs help, I'll help them. If their self esteem is low, I will try to make it grow. If you know me well, you know that I do random things to make people smile. I will never be less than friendly, unless you have done something that made you lose my desire to be friendly to you. I value my friends and family the most out of everything. If I were the only one to ever live on Earth, I don't know who I'd be today. I depend on people's love and happiness to fuel me. I absorb my surroundings. So If someone close to me isn't happy, I'm not happy. That's just how i am.
Friday, September 4, 2015
Week 1: First Day of My Sophomore Year
This year I am a sophomore. The first day of school I brought in donuts for my Spanish 2 class. Half of them said they didn't want any which is okay because there was more for me! (:
During the first week, my family was waiting for my baby brother, Eden Gene Widner, to be born. It was exciting to wake up everyday thinking that I could be picked up by my grandma to see my baby brother!
It was awesome to come back to school and see my friends again. But the only thing that sucked was how hot it was! everyone was sweaty so there were no hugs, unfortunately.
Our homework has been getting harder and harder. I'm glad that it is more challenging with new material. It made me realize that I'm not going to improve if I go the easy way. Success comes from hard work and dedication.
Being in high school makes me really think about my future and how great I could make it. I want to be a neonatal pediatrics nurse. A job as a neonatal pediatrics nurse allows me to handle new born babies, do check ups on them and make sure they are healthy.
Overall, my first week of school was great. (:
During the first week, my family was waiting for my baby brother, Eden Gene Widner, to be born. It was exciting to wake up everyday thinking that I could be picked up by my grandma to see my baby brother!
It was awesome to come back to school and see my friends again. But the only thing that sucked was how hot it was! everyone was sweaty so there were no hugs, unfortunately.
Our homework has been getting harder and harder. I'm glad that it is more challenging with new material. It made me realize that I'm not going to improve if I go the easy way. Success comes from hard work and dedication.
Being in high school makes me really think about my future and how great I could make it. I want to be a neonatal pediatrics nurse. A job as a neonatal pediatrics nurse allows me to handle new born babies, do check ups on them and make sure they are healthy.
Overall, my first week of school was great. (:
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