Week 28: Dumb laws

Just some dumb laws..........

HAWAII:

• You will be fined for riding in the back of a passenger car without a seatbelt, however you can ride in the bed of a pickup truck with no safety equipment.
• You may only have one alcoholic drink in front of you at a time.
• Billboards are outlawed.
• All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
• Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

IDAHO: 

• You may not fish on a camel’s back.
• Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
• POCATELLO: A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

NEW JERSEY:

• It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
• One must yield a phone line to a person if it is an emergency.
• You cannot pump your own gas.
• It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
• It is against the law to “frown” at a police officer.
• In an attempt to “foster kindness” in the citizens of New Jersey, the month of May is designated “Kindness Awareness Month”.
• Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
• Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
• You may not slurp your soup.
• It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
• BLAIRSTOWN: No street-side trees may be planted that “obscure the air”.
• BLAIRSTOWN: It is illegal to throw ashes on the sidewalk.