Week 25: Edible Childhood Memories

In 6th grade, my friends and i used to play with our food. my favorite was the burger ship. our burgers were similar to McDonald's burgers and our french fries were like Steak n' Shake's french fries. they gave us our cheese separate. i would stick a french fry up right in the middle of the top bun. then i would cut the cheese slice diagonally to make 2 triangles. lastly, i would eat a hole on one end of the triangle and slide it down the french fry and stab the other end with the top of the french fry. WALAA!! a burger boat!!!! My friend, Jarred Sprague, did the same thing once. he wasn't hungry and decided to pour his chocolate milk all around his burger boat and then take pictures and show off his art. he got yelled at and our table was monitored during lunch for a whole week. it sucked.
another time when i messed with a burger and my french fries was when i was at Steak n' Shake with my dad. i had the orinigal triple steak burger and cheese fries. i took 8 longer french fries, broke them only half way in the middle, and arranged them to look like spider legs along the side of the bottom bun. I MADE A CHEESE SPIDER!!!!!! if you don't know what that is, watch Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2. the food the FLDSMDFR (Flint Lockwood's Diatomic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator) made turned into animals! the burgers became spiders. Cheese spiders!!!!!